CRIME DOES *NOT* PAY
Suspect in downtown shooting being treated for self-inflicted wound to testicles
(Thanks to Wolverine)
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Armed robbery of someone he knew in his apartment complex was the SMARTEST thing he did that evening.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | January 30, 2014 at 04:15 PM
Forget the gun part for a second. What kind of idiot robs his neighbor? You have to figure the victim knows where you live.
I know! I know!
The kind that shoots his winkie off?
Posted by: Steve | January 30, 2014 at 04:16 PM
... um ... Life is like a box o' chawkalits ... sumtimes ya gets the nuts ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | January 30, 2014 at 04:51 PM
he shoulda been lifting weights with it....
Posted by: queensbee | January 30, 2014 at 04:59 PM
queensbee - maybe that's who pulled the trigger. Couldn't stand being attached to a d!ckhead dumb enough to try to rob a neighbor.
Hence, testicular suicide, which makes him a Darwin award runner-up.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 30, 2014 at 05:50 PM
And there's a hush in the arena. Is he going for it? Yes! He is!
Ahem. Oh, ballocks.
And the crowd goes wild!
Posted by: Omniskeptic | January 30, 2014 at 06:01 PM