'AND HOW WAS YOUR DAY, DEAR?'
Man somehow survives going through wood chipper
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
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Yah, we were purty surprised ta see him come out da udder end. Dat's some pretty lucky fella dere.
Posted by: padraig the yooper | January 30, 2014 at 04:26 PM
Yah, yu betcha ... dat's a heckuva deal, fer shure ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | January 30, 2014 at 04:32 PM
I hope they axed the moron who turned it back on.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 30, 2014 at 04:40 PM
Talk about an arce chewing!
Posted by: Gargoyle Socks | January 30, 2014 at 04:54 PM
Go on and take the rest of the day off.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 30, 2014 at 05:55 PM
My day was a lot better than a wood chipper. Just how did that machine turn back on anyway? Was it a mystery.
Posted by: Theresa | January 30, 2014 at 05:57 PM
I hope they're getting their money back on that chipper. Jeez. As my butcher once said about a consumer grade meat grinder, "You can't grind sh*t with that."
Posted by: Omniskeptic | January 30, 2014 at 05:57 PM
"Hey guys, could I get a hand with this chipper?.... Never mind, there's already one in there."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 30, 2014 at 06:35 PM
"How was your day, dear?"
"Oh, you know, the same old grind..."
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 30, 2014 at 06:58 PM
"...so you were board today ?"
Posted by: ligirl | January 30, 2014 at 07:08 PM
'How are you feeling?', his wife asked.
'Chipper', he replied...
Posted by: JG | January 30, 2014 at 07:29 PM
Mighty nice of the employer to pay the worker comp claim.
I wondered why some devices have a padlock on the off switch
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | January 30, 2014 at 07:45 PM
Is this worse than divorce...?
Posted by: Clankazoid | January 30, 2014 at 08:01 PM
It's his Lucky Day. He should play lotto...
Posted by: HeckSpawn | January 30, 2014 at 08:20 PM
Off topic:
Flatulent cows cause barn explosion
http://www.salon.com/2014/01/28/german_barn_explosion_caused_by_90_farting_cows/
Posted by: Ivory Bill Woodpecker | January 30, 2014 at 08:39 PM
There's an OSHA-required solution to that.
Posted by: Ralph | January 30, 2014 at 08:40 PM
This never wood have happened if he had followed instructions.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 30, 2014 at 09:04 PM
Woodchippers always remind me of the best movie as a snowglobe.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 30, 2014 at 09:23 PM
Ma'm, first of all, you've got a snow globe in your carry-on, and second, there's a gun in it.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | January 31, 2014 at 08:19 AM
But ... the person in the Snow Globe who's HOLDING the "gun" is a LEO (not "Leo") ... so it's OK ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 31, 2014 at 09:22 AM
Will they tell him who turned the chipper back on?
Or will he have to find out by process of elimination?
Stay tuned for the next installment.
Posted by: Steve | January 31, 2014 at 10:18 AM
BTW, the Pdy and OtU, your attempt at a Minnesota accent is both terrible and misplaced. The guy was in Washington (state). Geez, don't cha ya know your geogriphy.
And its yoo betcha.
Posted by: But Not That Tom | January 31, 2014 at 12:32 PM