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December 19, 2013

YOU'D THINK THAT BY THE SECOND MONTH HE'D HAVE FIGURED OUT HE WAS IN THE WRONG ROOM

Man fined 1.3 million yen for urinating in elevator every day for 6 months

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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I don't even want to know what he does in dressing rooms.

My sleepwalking uncle peed so often in the third drawer of their dresser that my aunt just emptied it and lined it with plastic.
They just need to...wait, I've got it just on the tip of my brain.

Delete the Manilow tunes from the elevator music. Maybe he'll stop.

incontinence that only happens when riding train station elevators,

is that the technical term?

Back when we had cats, they were indoor cats with access to a screen porch. An outdoor cat and our male companion animal got into what I can only describe as a pissing match, each operating from his side of a cheap aluminum storm door. Corroded it right through.

locomotus liftation interuptus ..?

Wait. You mean you're not supposed to pee in elevators?

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