WHY WE DRINK BEER
(Thanks to Janice Gelb, who observes, quote, "Ewwww.")
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December 20, 2013
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Do NOT try the "Special" at whatever business this guy operates today.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 20, 2013 at 10:16 AM
double...ewww.
Posted by: queensbee | December 20, 2013 at 10:21 AM
1. He should have the equipment used in manufacture of the contaminant removed (cut his balls off).
2. What happened to her was terrible, but she is clearing the table with one shot. Not every ill is attributable to one cause-unless you allow it.
3. Yuck.
Posted by: Steve | December 20, 2013 at 10:26 AM
Water with added flavor no doubt. Not funny to people expecting just water. I drink beer because it tastes good once in awhile
Posted by: Theresa | December 20, 2013 at 10:51 AM
To quote the old Hamms Beer commercial - It's the Water, and a lot more!
(Now I've got the "Hamms, the beer refreshes" jingle stuck as an earwig)
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 20, 2013 at 11:11 AM
Quote: " ... "I thought 'oh my gosh ... "
I'd be willin' to wager that's not quite an exact quote ... merely sayin' ...
*PB ... it wuz " ... the beer refreshING ..." ... & now I'll be hummin' that tune fer the rest of the day ... hmmmmmmmmmmm ... wonderin' if there's any of that 30-pack of Hamm's left in the cupboard ... OH!, BTW ... Hamm's is no longer 'Brewed in the Land of Sky-Blue Waters' ... blame Milwaukee, nowadays ...*
Posted by: O the Umanity | December 20, 2013 at 11:45 AM
"a bottle of Pump water" heh. I mean, eww.
Posted by: PG13 Wodehouse | December 20, 2013 at 12:42 PM
From the Land of Sky-Blue Wa-aa-ters (wa-aa-ters)
From the land of Pine Trees...
Lofty Balsams..
Comes the Beer Refreshing...
Hamms -- the Beer Refreshing...
Good lord....has that been clogging up my memory bank all these years? No wonder I can't remember my address.
Posted by: Betsy | December 20, 2013 at 12:53 PM
Betsy ... ya gotta know, that underlyin' drumbeat (quasi-supposedly-American-Indian-rhythm) wuz part of made that ad campaign werk ... lose the drums, lose the earwig ...
... Ba-daba-BAM!
Posted by: O the Umanity | December 20, 2013 at 02:33 PM
The headline alone is enough to make me want to bleach my entire G. I. tract.
Posted by: Jan Grimsby. | December 20, 2013 at 03:20 PM
I blame global warming.
Posted by: Wolfsong | December 20, 2013 at 03:24 PM
Vitamin water...
Posted by: K | December 20, 2013 at 06:48 PM
At least she'll know who the father is when she gets the next bit of news.
Posted by: Tash | December 20, 2013 at 07:33 PM
O the U...I especially like the version where the drumbeat is rendered by the Hamm's Bear a-stompin' and a-log rollin'
Posted by: Betsy | December 20, 2013 at 11:01 PM