WE WERE NOT WONDERING, BUT PERHAPS YOU WERE
Why it's nearly impossible to castrate a hippo.
(Please note that Discreet Penis WBAGNFARB)
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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December 26, 2013
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Key quote:
castrated males were harassed more by females
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 26, 2013 at 02:06 PM
We're going to need a new verse.
Posted by: Ralph | December 26, 2013 at 02:30 PM
Off Topic:
A good advice - DO NOT make eye contact when eating a banana.
Trust me - it gets awkward.
Posted by: mambo.king | December 26, 2013 at 02:48 PM
- "the animals spend most of their time in a pool of water packed with feces"
- so to say they have morals would be hippocritical
Posted by: ligirl | December 26, 2013 at 03:34 PM
Is that where we get bowling balls from?
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | December 26, 2013 at 04:55 PM
Because no one wants to play with the Horny Horny Hippo game...
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 26, 2013 at 05:03 PM
I think it would be easier to do it like they did in Greece - put them in boxes.
They'll probably curse a bit, but no worries - that's where the Hippocratic oath comes from.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 26, 2013 at 05:23 PM
I saw The Castrated Hippos open for The Sex Pistols.
Seminal show.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 26, 2013 at 05:52 PM
It's all in the balance of nature. We read here constantly about people with indiscreet penises, so ...
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 26, 2013 at 08:33 PM
I'm not sure, if I were in that line of work, whether I'd want the anesthetic for me or the hippo.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 26, 2013 at 10:25 PM
Meh, nuts to you guys.
Posted by: Ambrose Mugwump | December 27, 2013 at 04:59 AM
TMI
Posted by: queensbee | December 27, 2013 at 09:15 AM
Someone out there is going to take this as a challenge: "'Impossible? Ha! I'll show them!'"
(What's Richard Branson up to this week?)
Posted by: Betsy | December 27, 2013 at 09:52 AM
Were I in that line of work, I'm pretty sure I would need as much anesthetic as the hippo.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 27, 2013 at 11:47 AM
i saw hippopotamus anesthesia open for the scooting testicles.
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | December 27, 2013 at 12:02 PM
A difficult operation, but on a bright note, the ACA Silver Plan covers it.
Posted by: Clankazoid | December 27, 2013 at 12:19 PM
Presumably it is so very difficult primarily because the hippos are not exactly in favor of it.
Posted by: K | December 27, 2013 at 07:49 PM
Here, hold my beer and watch this...
Posted by: Rob | December 29, 2013 at 10:46 PM