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December 17, 2013


According to police a man admitted to stealing a truck on Thursday morning in order to make a court date for an unrelated stolen vehicle case.

(Thanks to Mike)


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Consistency is a virtue, even when illegal. He may have been arrested, but he passed his process compliance audit.

He's found what works for him. Not that it works well.
And that's what he was wearing to court?
Where are the Fashion Police when you need them?

Need car.
See car.
Thought process complete.

The very definition of infinity.

Can't you just hear him telling the officer?
"Well, it's their fault 'cause they said I had to be there, and I don't have a car...."

What is "air stagnation"? Does it have a different name in metric?

Well, maybe it was an unrelated case before, but I think they're related now.

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