TREND ALERT
Alligators becoming the new pit bulls for drug dealers
(Thanks to Loudmouth)
« Previous | Main | Next »
December 21, 2013
Comments
You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.
Verify your Comment
Previewing your Comment
Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment
As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.
Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.
"Lay down that that gator and lie face down on the floor. Rick, you cuff him."
"huh"
Posted by: manual tomato | December 21, 2013 at 01:26 PM
Crocodiles made a bid for the contract, but they wanted an arm and a leg.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | December 21, 2013 at 01:31 PM
I would have chosen orcas. Much bigger, smarter than gators.
Posted by: LeDud | December 21, 2013 at 03:37 PM
Crackodiles are better. They never sleep.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 21, 2013 at 04:09 PM
Miami Vice redux.
Posted by: Howard from Broward | December 21, 2013 at 04:11 PM
Little " G "... for gator, I suppose. Clever. Shows the schools aren't failing entirely.
Posted by: Clankazoid | December 21, 2013 at 05:42 PM
Good. A pit bull will be loyal to its owner no matter how big a d-bag he is. But with a gator, it's always "sooner or later."
Sleep well, scumbags, and hope that the gator doesn't consider crystal meth to be a nice condiment.
Posted by: padraig | December 21, 2013 at 07:53 PM
Hmmm, it's probably easier to make owning an alligator illegal than owning a pitbull, and the alligators might eat the drug dealers. If I were a big fan of alligators, I'd worry that they might get sick eating drug dealers, but I'm not.
Posted by: Kristina L | December 21, 2013 at 11:52 PM
Ah, gators are so 2013. All the hip druggies around here are heavily into naked mole rats now. They're not fierce, but they're damn ugly. Creeps out the cops when they kick the door down, and in the confusion the perps slip out the door, disguised as zebras.
Best wishes all -- I got a great present, myself: a "No changes" pet scan! You'll have to put up with me for another year.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 24, 2013 at 07:32 AM