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December 23, 2013

TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY

"We are looking at pressing charges."

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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*goes off to find the equine adapter kit for the breathalyzer*

Too much eggnog? Tis' the season to be jolly, and drunk, at least in my family.

Gotta get those rosy cheeks, somehow.

Vanna, can I buy a vowel for a couple of these names?

I'd drink and drive if I had a name like Ustrzykach Dolnych, which can be rearranged to spell "Czars Cold Hunky Thy" and will get you sent straight to the gulag. HoHoHosky.

My favourite city in Poland is Szczebrzeszyn. I'm not making it up, check Google.
By the way, the name of this city is actually Ustrzyki Dolne, and I've been there a few times. It is a very beatiful area called Bieszczady.

They may have something here. If your native language naturally sounds like slurred speech, you're less likely to get ticketed for tipsiness.

And if the national dance looks like a drunken sailor twerk gone bad, I'm packing my bags.

Nogged Gnome Knocks Noggin.

eez dark and cold in that part of europe. drinking is essential. what is the problem?

*insert your Polish joke here*

Crashing to and fro
On a one horse open sleigh
'Cross the lanes we go
Laughing all the way

Elves more cocktails bring
Making spirits tight
What fun it is to slur and sing this
Ustrzykach Dolnych night!

Oh, single malt!
Single malt!
Single malt, hooray!
Oh, what fun to be pie-eyed
On a one horse open sleigh - ay!

Single malt!
Single malt!
Single malt, hooray!
Oh, what fun to be pie-eyed
On a one horse open sleigh

Crashing to and fro
On a one horse open sleigh
'Cross the lanes we go
Laughing all the way

Elves more cocktails bring
Making spirits tight
What fun it is to slur and sing this
Ustrzykach Dolnych night!

Oh, single malt!
Single malt!
Single malt, hooray!
Oh, what fun to be pie-eyed
On a one horse open sleigh - ay!

Single malt!
Single malt!
Single malt, hooray!
Oh, what fun to be pie-eyed
On a one horse open sleigh

Er, ... sorry ...

And what, we wonders, has Meanie been doing this afternoon.

And what, we wonders, has Meanie been doing this afternoon.

Everyone knows "Ustrzykach Dolnych " is Sanskrit for "Let's play two!"

Echo - ditto - pogo

Make mine a double.

I'll have what Meanie's having. Bravo, twice, on your poem!

Tis the season for a margarita.

Meanie, the second one was way better. Way to stick with it until you attained perfection.

Uh oh, Santa looks dead. :(

I know. Somehow, once I saw the first one posted, I could instantly see the flaws that had escaped me just before, and I was shocked. Trite. Amateurish. The mailed-in work of a hack, unworthy of this forum. But then, I mean, I just nailed it the second time, right?

In other news, the Bocken has burned. I may have missed this if it was previously blogged, and if so, my apologies. It evidently happened last Saturday. I'm officially in mourning.

"They were clearly in no state to deal with children."

On the contrary, I think they were in the perfect state to deal with children. If I had to wear a Santa suit this time of year, you can bet your mistletoe I'd be full of holiday cheer before I let any of those germ-ridden toygrubbers onto my lap.

What ....is it illegal to songwrite under the influence ? Brave MTB ! (If it is my brother's a lawyer)

Apparently Santa is feeling better.

Obviously the victim of a hangover!I see a new defense excuse!

Merry Christmas, and Hannukah is over, already..from the Bakken Oil field,
Daisy

I never thought I'd say this but, I completely agree with padraig.

It really IS Christmas!

Clearly , Santa was cheating on Mrs. Clause and karma did the rest.

Is the Blog seeing double?

Is the Blog.... oh, never mind.

I saw Drunk Santa and the Tipsy Helpers open for Mannheim Steamroller.

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