TIME FOR STRICT FEDERAL CONTROLS
(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown and Jeff Meyerson)
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(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown and Jeff Meyerson)
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She flipped?
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | December 18, 2013 at 03:41 PM
Cops asked upon arrival: "What's the flap, Jack?"
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | December 18, 2013 at 03:44 PM
Hopefully they will split before reproducing.
Posted by: MazarLarry | December 18, 2013 at 03:59 PM
ahhh, those 'newly married spat'
ulas . . .
Posted by: ligirl | December 18, 2013 at 04:20 PM
There is no way they should be in untrained civilian hands. Especially female hands.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 18, 2013 at 05:29 PM
Bill Murray used a spatula on a good lookin' MP in Stripes.
Posted by: OldPhil | December 18, 2013 at 05:45 PM
Flipper flaying.
Foul.
Posted by: Bob | December 18, 2013 at 07:25 PM
No one uses rolling pins anymore.
Posted by: Clankazoid | December 18, 2013 at 08:06 PM
Not the kind of PR that Spatula City needs just before Christmas.
Posted by: oneblankspace | December 18, 2013 at 10:32 PM
The National Cooking Utensil Association has not released a statement on the incident.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 18, 2013 at 11:13 PM
"She had struck her husband in the forehead with a spatula, leaving marks. Nobody was very forthcoming about why."
In other words....
Posted by: Ralph | December 18, 2013 at 11:21 PM
Batter up.
Posted by: markhh | December 19, 2013 at 05:57 AM
Sounds like there was a bit of a squabble.
Squabble!? They're all dead!
Ah. That'd be more of a tiff, then.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 19, 2013 at 08:40 AM
Better a splat with a spatula to settle a spat then a shove into the oven.
Posted by: kennef | December 19, 2013 at 09:42 AM
Hope she got it from Spatula City.
Posted by: Emmett Flatus | December 19, 2013 at 11:16 AM
Ralph ~ I always use that picture at the end of my Power Point presentations. :)
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | December 19, 2013 at 11:29 AM