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December 18, 2013

TIME FOR STRICT FEDERAL CONTROLS

A 19-year-old woman has been arrested and charged for allegedly attacking her husband with a spatula.

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown and Jeff Meyerson)

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She flipped?

Cops asked upon arrival: "What's the flap, Jack?"

Hopefully they will split before reproducing.

ahhh, those 'newly married spat'

ulas . . .

There is no way they should be in untrained civilian hands. Especially female hands.

Bill Murray used a spatula on a good lookin' MP in Stripes.

Flipper flaying.
Foul.

No one uses rolling pins anymore.

Not the kind of PR that Spatula City needs just before Christmas.

The National Cooking Utensil Association has not released a statement on the incident.

"She had struck her husband in the forehead with a spatula, leaving marks. Nobody was very forthcoming about why."

In other words....

Batter up.

Sounds like there was a bit of a squabble.

Squabble!? They're all dead!

Ah. That'd be more of a tiff, then.

Better a splat with a spatula to settle a spat then a shove into the oven.

Hope she got it from Spatula City.

Ralph ~ I always use that picture at the end of my Power Point presentations. :)

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