TIME FOR AN INTERNATIONAL BENEFIT CONCERT FEATURING STING
Tourists Are Giving Endangered Iguanas Diarrhea and High Cholesterol
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Is it just us, or does the headline seem to suggest that the iguanas are eating the tourists?
Isn't Endangered Iguanas the alternate name for the Remainders? If not, it should be.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 17, 2013 at 08:23 AM
Please don't eat the tourists.
Posted by: Mitch | December 17, 2013 at 09:54 AM
Hey, Fred! I just swam over from the other island. How's life?
Oh, up and down. Those weird guys with the two useless legs keep coming around. Sometimes they give us tasty snacks, sometimes they poke us with needles. Wish they'd make up their minds.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 17, 2013 at 10:29 AM
Everyone knows when in another country, you shouldn't drink the waders.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 17, 2013 at 07:02 PM
I don't think the iguanas will prefer pellets when they have grape expectations.
Posted by: Ralph | December 17, 2013 at 09:01 PM