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December 18, 2013


Customer tries to pay for beer at Miami store with a live alligator


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"Hey pal, ever hear of the good old fashioned barter system? Well...."

That's true no alligator around here. He would freeze his you know what off

The alligator wanted beer, too? How were they going to pay for it?

What if you're due some change back? Do they give you little lizards?

Would they have taken a dead one?

In preference to the live one, I imagine.

Bite coin.


A 12 pack costs TWO alligators.

Sheesh. Some people.

A guy walks into the bar and says "Do you serve lawyers?" The bartender says "Yes." The guy says "Serve my alligator a lawyer then."

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