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Nice to see a doctor proud of his work.
Live and let liver.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 30, 2013 at 04:02 PM
Are the boob surgeons signing their work, because this bloglit would like to see.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | December 30, 2013 at 04:39 PM
The Kidney Stone on the upper east side makes a great liver brander. The Cointreau and live brine shrimps really make the difference.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | December 30, 2013 at 04:42 PM
Just saving the best part for dinner.
Posted by: Steve | December 30, 2013 at 04:42 PM
At least he didn't eat it with a nice Chianti.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 30, 2013 at 04:52 PM
It's really more of a Cabernet organ.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 30, 2013 at 04:57 PM
Will be a requirement in next phase of Obamacare.
Posted by: OldPhil | December 30, 2013 at 05:23 PM
From the old TV western Branded:
He plead innocent,
But the charge was true.
Soon the AMA would know...
Branded!
Marked with your surgeon's name...
Who else could see livers branded?
Is he just plain insane?
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 30, 2013 at 05:54 PM
*saves PirateBoy a seat on the geezer bus*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 30, 2013 at 06:18 PM
That's gonna leave a mark.
Especially if the doctor's name is Mark.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 30, 2013 at 07:08 PM
Hmm. An "internal investigation"?
Posted by: Elmo | December 30, 2013 at 07:14 PM
WBA OK NFARB. I'm thinking something metal where the optimum experience is being heavily drugged, and the initial instruments just reach deep into you. Probably there's all kinds of spurting blood and bright lights, and they wear masks along with their high unusual livery.
Posted by: AndyV | December 30, 2013 at 07:37 PM
Idiot.Doctor.
Posted by: daisy | December 30, 2013 at 08:23 PM
Anything lower than a liver brander? Yes - a toe tattooer.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 30, 2013 at 09:30 PM
It'll prevent liver rustlers.
Might be worse. He could be playing around with one of the nurses and carve their initials into it.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 30, 2013 at 09:55 PM
Tagging is a more humane way. Of course, he could have marked it like a dog does his territory.
Posted by: Gargoyle Socks | December 30, 2013 at 10:56 PM
Dave's right, there is nothing lower. This is definitely the wurst.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 31, 2013 at 01:18 AM
I'm trying to figure out how anyone knew about it. Some sort of Quality Assurance program where they select random patients after surgery and open them up again to check all their organs?
Posted by: max | December 31, 2013 at 03:11 AM
There must be 50 ways to love your liver.
Posted by: Ralph | December 31, 2013 at 03:32 AM
Tattooed liver?! Worst!
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 31, 2013 at 08:28 AM
how did they find out? and snork @ ralph.
Posted by: queensbee | December 31, 2013 at 10:39 AM
max, drones in the Op Room, and now that we know, we will bring our own drones to hover over the Op., and send a live feed to NBC, [do they still exist?]
Posted by: billb | December 31, 2013 at 10:52 PM