THERE IS A FINE LINE BETWEEN 'FESTIVE' AND 'INSANE'
Maryland woman packs whopping 277 Christmas trees inside her home
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
These were not just trees: These were whopping trees.
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How will Snta know which tree to put the gifts near?
Posted by: MikeyVA | December 18, 2013 at 08:30 AM
That's a lot of trees to decorate. Bronnor's and Always Christmas would like that
Posted by: Theresa | December 18, 2013 at 08:47 AM
I bet Dongmie Wang didn't picture this, either.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 18, 2013 at 08:50 AM
And she has a cat for every tree.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 18, 2013 at 09:00 AM
If there are eight "whopping" trees in the bathroom, how does she get in there? Or does she use the litter box?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 18, 2013 at 09:03 AM
Too bad she drives a Chevy, otherwise she'd be pining for the fjords....
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 18, 2013 at 09:24 AM
I really hope there aren't any squirrels hiding in those trees.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 18, 2013 at 09:36 AM
*urk/oig @ PB's ... foistage of punniness ..*
Posted by: O the Umanity | December 18, 2013 at 09:46 AM
There's a medical patch for that but it's applied over the wallet.
Posted by: Steve | December 18, 2013 at 09:53 AM
We're gonna need a bigger living room.
Posted by: Clankazoid | December 18, 2013 at 12:22 PM
Weren't the Whopping Trees major players in Harry Potter, Book Seventeen, Chapter XXXIV, Verses 1 - 62? Or am I thinking of the Wizard of Oz?
I need MapQuest for my Wizarding World...
Posted by: Betsy | December 18, 2013 at 12:59 PM
In all fairness, the tune to the Maryland state song is/was/used to be O Tannenbaum.
Posted by: oneblankspace | December 18, 2013 at 01:38 PM
Here you go Betsy.
Posted by: Jan Grimsby. | December 18, 2013 at 02:29 PM
is she single?
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | December 18, 2013 at 02:42 PM
next year a tree will be replacing her hubby. get out NOW, while you still can!
Posted by: queensbee | December 18, 2013 at 02:43 PM
Jan...Thank you! "Whomping", of course! Nothing at all like "whopping" - totally different species.
Posted by: Betsy | December 18, 2013 at 03:45 PM