THANKS, BUT WE'LL JUST THROW A STICK

Yoga With Your Dog

(Thanks to Loudmouth, who says "Meditative leg humping will be sooo soothing.")

Comments

[Charles Indelicato]

My dog must have invented the pose 'Downward Dog', since he does it ever chance he gets.

[nursecindy]

I wonder if you can do this with cats?

[Steve]

You can "...connect with your dog’s breath,?"
As much as I loved Joe, he had a lifelong case of Dragon's breath.
Pass.

[Omniskeptic]

I tried "Franticly Barking Dog", but I just got swatted with a newspaper.

[Clankazoid]

What next... Tai Chi...?

[Madeleine Begun Kane]

Yoga for What???
By Madeleine Begun Kane

There is yoga for doggies, I swear—
Caught a canine-filled class on the air;
Watched the owners and pets
Stretch and pose in their sweats—
Cosmic moolah they must have to spare.

Yoga For What???

[Annie Where-but-here]

Tai Chi-huahua.

I already do this without paying for a class. My dog calls it, "Rub my belly until your hands are numb."

[Ralph]

Next: shih tzu kung fu?

[billb]

So in my yupified PDX hood, we have a Dog Hotel, they are building a Dog Gym and
I am thinking it is time for a Dog Whorehouse, right.... Bitch.....

[Omniskeptic]

I'm studying to become a dog divorce attorney.