TERRORISM UPDATE

Exploding portable toilet jolts Rock Hill neighborhood

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

Comments

[Annie Where-but-here]

"And state law takes it serious.”

How about, Mr. Police Spokesman, you start taking adverbs seriously? You are a spokesman, for goodness sake.

I mean, seriously! How can you expect to find a bomber when you can't even form a proper sentence?

[markhh]

For a list of suspect, consult the customer list of the nearby Taco Bell.

[nursecindy]

I would like to point out that this happened in South Carolina.
“But if it was a true explosion than that’s pretty serious. And state law takes it serious.”
Rock Hill is known for taking false explosions less serious(ly). I'm just glad none of this blew into North Carolina.

[Not My Usual Alias]

Is there a Taco Bell nearby?

[Annie Where-but-here]

There was.

[Clankazoid]

Fortunately, no one was home at the time.

[K]

Up to 25 years in the joint, provided there are no deaths?

Cell Block Boss (glowering): "Whaddya in for, sweet meat?"

New Con: "Uh, I blew up a porta...er...I KILLED A GUY WTIH MY BARE HANDS!"

[Jan Grimsby.]

Speaking of toilets, what in the name of all that's holy are they serving on Delta these days?

[billb]

HMM 5 to 25 in the big house for this, guessing the diff is whether there was a cop on-board at the time.

[Dorkfish]

Difficult investigation - police have nothing to go on.

[funny man]

Wouldn't it be a lot safer (and cheaper) to send in the exploding port-a-poddy than the armed drones?

That way, less culpability.

Just sayin...although I hate exploding anythings....