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December 30, 2013


10 firefighters, man and teenagers lift 700-pound cow from pool

(Thanks to Omniskeptic and Craig Roberts)


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"Dyck told the Oregonian that he did not know how the cow got into the pool."

I have a hunch that he should ask those teenagers about it.

As God as my witness, I thought cows could swim.

I worry about how the press will milk this story.

Perhaps I've got a beef with the media?

*snork* @ "Mootion picture"

Cows are good swimmers, unless they get caught in an uddertow.

'Homeowner Jeff Dyck called the fire department when his cow fell into his pool'

- now he calls him Mooby Dyck

"The firefighters then put straps around the animal's body, and Dyck lured him up the ramp with a bucket of oats."

No. No. No. A cow or heifer is female. A steer or bull is male. They are all cattle.


Hey, I'm all wet here
in this 'jacuzzi' -
But I'm encumbered
So call me Mooby

In a battle with cattle
You can pull a bull
Or tow a cow.

*snork* at ligirl!

Now, Annie, explain to them the difference between a cow and a heifer and between a steer and a bull. Most think the bulls are the ones with horns.

Tomorrow we'll discuss rams, wethers, and ewes. (Even my spell checker doesn't know "wether".)

Cows don't take it kindly when you publish their weight. I'm just saying.

Sounds like the guys did what heifer it took to make the cow remoovabull.


Annie, I'd reply to your terrible pun, but I'm a cow-ard.

Also, Hugh Heifer wants you to call him. He would have shown up in person, but his directions were a bum steer. However, he said that the truth shall soon be re-vealed.

I like my pool just like my coffee - decalf.

There was a herd of cattle all standing on a hill when an earthquake struck. All of the cows fell down, but the bull remained standing.

The farmer noticing this went out and asked the bull, "Why didn't you fall down like the rest of the herd.

The bull replied, "We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down."

If the cow had spots, would those be considered holstains?

A cow walked into a bar.

Two bulls watched her walk in.

"Who's that?" the first one whispered.

"I don't know," answered the other. "I've never seen herbivore."


Seventeen comments and not one of them makes fun of the man's name. The comments are funny and the puns are great, but come on people. This blog has standards to uphold.

Who knew cows could lured by a dyck?

Steak Wat-tar.

Mon Dieu those puns were awful (good). Can't wait till next year !

Yea, this is how we roll out here in OREEEGONNN.....
But Total Man Fail, when you find a cow in you pool,
it says one thing ,,,,, BARBBEEEQUE
I am ashamed for my whole state, well except we kicked the Texas Longhorn Futbol AZZ yest, so some man-goodness.

"Dyck lured him up the ramp with a bucket of oats."


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