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So that's how you guys get holes in your underwear.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 16, 2013 at 03:41 PM
Annie, I always thought it was their food choices.
Posted by: Hanna | December 16, 2013 at 04:43 PM
But, it wasn't HIS piece of furniture!! Let him feel the full weight of the law
Posted by: Phil | December 16, 2013 at 05:32 PM
Let that be a lesson to my damn recliner.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | December 16, 2013 at 06:05 PM
He was simply keeping the Ottoman at bay. Clash of cultures. Siege of Vienna etc.
Posted by: LeDud | December 16, 2013 at 09:56 PM
Now playing: Big Shot, by Billy Joel
And they were all impressed,
With your IKEA chest.
Couldn't believe you built it all by yourself.
But we started to run
When you grabbed your shotgun...
Because you had to load the buckshot,
Did ya,
have to prove it to the cops?
You had to blast the couch leg,
last night,
You had to sleep it off,
till' daylight...
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 16, 2013 at 11:20 PM
Did he find himself living in a shotgun shack?
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | December 16, 2013 at 11:53 PM
I am sure that this furniture fully deserved that.
Posted by: Kolo | December 17, 2013 at 02:40 AM
thank God he didn't shoot his one night stand . . .
'don't worry, i've got you covered!' said the blanket to the bed
Posted by: ligirl | December 17, 2013 at 02:44 AM
lgirl? Puns like that could get you..
promoted?
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 17, 2013 at 09:36 AM
LeDud - precisely. And if the police had just let him alone, he was on the verge of inventing the croissant.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 17, 2013 at 10:38 AM
Oh, the times I was tempted to shoot our Dodge.
But I was afraid it would shoot back. That car obviously hated us, too .
Posted by: Steve | December 17, 2013 at 10:40 AM
When I bought my computer at Best Buy in 2006, they said that the extended warranty did not cover bullet holes or total immersion.
Posted by: oneblankspace | December 17, 2013 at 09:36 PM