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Good thing she didn't eat it. She might have croaked...
Posted by: JG | December 31, 2013 at 12:26 PM
Toadally. I wouldn't know wart to do.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 31, 2013 at 12:32 PM
From an old limerick:
Said the waiter don't shout
And wave it about
Or the rest will be wanting one too.
Posted by: Ernie G | December 31, 2013 at 12:47 PM
a french salad ?
seems it tastes a tad polish
Posted by: ligirl | December 31, 2013 at 01:16 PM
I'll just have a
saladcracker.Posted by: nursecindy | December 31, 2013 at 02:38 PM
It wasn't a manger but it was certainly pret.
Posted by: Clankazoid | December 31, 2013 at 03:07 PM
Picky picky picky.
Posted by: Jan Grimsby. | December 31, 2013 at 03:11 PM
I'm so proud - first time Dave has used the subject line of my email on something I sent in!
Posted by: JaniceG | December 31, 2013 at 03:38 PM
"While Marlin remained stationary at the table, in case another appeared, Jim slowly worked his way back to the kitchen..."
When I was a PirateKid, we had to watch Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom every time it was on. But even then, I always felt that Jim always got the fuzzy end of the lollypop stick.
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 31, 2013 at 04:24 PM
Crunchy Frog! Heap good!
Posted by: K | December 31, 2013 at 05:29 PM
Kermie!!!
Posted by: Miss Piggy | December 31, 2013 at 06:13 PM
PirateBoy - we watched too, and I agree - Jim needed a better agent. I remember the anaconda episode - Marlin is blathering on, while Jim is being dragged underwater by a freaking huge snake.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 31, 2013 at 07:23 PM
Pate de frog whaaaa...?
Posted by: SW | December 31, 2013 at 09:15 PM
It is a Frenchie Place, they are lucky they did not get charged extra. Whimps!
Posted by: billb | December 31, 2013 at 09:52 PM
This is unacceptable -- the frog should have been live if it was fresh.
Posted by: Ralph | December 31, 2013 at 11:39 PM
she could have eaten just its legs...
Posted by: queensbee | January 01, 2014 at 08:43 AM