LET'S BE CAREFUL OUT THERE

Sex Accidents Send Victims to Emergency Room Twice a Week

(Thanks to Horace LaBadie)

Comments

[manual tomato]

"Did this happen on one occasion and who is responsible for the injury."

"Yes and all three."

[nursecindy]

When I worked in the e.r. I saw more than my fair share of these types of injuries. The most common were fractured penises candy canes.

[Allen at Division]

Is that really the same guy in the interview and the "accident recreation"? Because the guy in the sex tape looks like he weighs about 400 pounds and I was envisioning a totally different kind of accident. Very happy the blind young woman made it through relatively okay. :)

[Gargoyle Socks]

I think they're doing it wrong.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Guys really really need to ask for directions.

[Jeff Meyerson]

"Hey Joe, I've got an acting gig for you."

"Great! Who do I play?"

"A 440 pound virgin who almost killed his first sex partner."

"...I can work with that."

[LeDud]

Sounds like be in "good hands" with Annie. One good thing coming is that the ICD10 coding set will surely have these incidents coded. Theres a code for multiple sea turtle attacks.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Another good thing - this type of injury is covered under Obamacare.

If you lik your dictor, you can keep your dictor.

[Clankazoid]

Fortunately most of the victims are already under liquid anesthesia of some sort.

[oneblankspace]

Key quote:

"People go on the Internet and one thing leads to another," he said.

[O the Umanity]

ER Doc sez he's got "a million stories" after 14 years in the ER ...

That's one every 7.5 minutes ... (yeah, I did the math)

First question: When did he sleep?

Second question: ... on second thot ... nevermind ...

[Nicholas]

Practice safe sex. Use a safety harness.

[PirateBoy]

Key phrase: "...a man's makeshift 8-inch steel ring. "

Rookie mistake?

[Steve]

Didn't read the article but if sex sends to the ER twice a week, you're doing it wrong and I am intensely jealous.
However, I did explain a broken toe to our health department nurses as a "sex-related injury".
My wife was horrified. "Did you set them straight?" she demanded.
"No", I said.

[billb]

P B, I am confused, is it eight in. long or eight in. around OR BOTH?

I had an old friend whose pick-up line was 'I am not that long, but
luckily I am not that big around!' It worked all the time BCS chks like
humor + humble.

[O the U(manity)]

Two old jokes relate (sorta) to this ...

The majority of home accidents happen in the bedroom.

Accidents cause people.

[Kristina L]

O the U, I'm not sure ER doctors do sleep.

[Meanie the Blue]

I wonder how many Harvey Wallbangers they had beforehand.

[Omniskeptic]

I never thought I'd read "ICD-10" on the blog.

[O the Umanity]

Prolly true, Kristina ... but for 14 YEARS?!?!?!?!?!

[Annie Where-but-here]

At first I thought the same victims kept going back to the ER twice a week. "Gosh golly, sorry, Doc. Yeah, I know - I'll try to be more careful."