LET'S BE CAREFUL OUT THERE
Sex Accidents Send Victims to Emergency Room Twice a Week
(Thanks to Horace LaBadie)
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December 21, 2013
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"Did this happen on one occasion and who is responsible for the injury."
"Yes and all three."
Posted by: manual tomato | December 21, 2013 at 01:38 PM
When I worked in the e.r. I saw more than my fair share of these types of injuries. The most common were fractured
penisescandy canes.Posted by: nursecindy | December 21, 2013 at 02:06 PM
Is that really the same guy in the interview and the "accident recreation"? Because the guy in the sex tape looks like he weighs about 400 pounds and I was envisioning a totally different kind of accident. Very happy the blind young woman made it through relatively okay. :)
Posted by: Allen at Division | December 21, 2013 at 02:29 PM
I think they're doing it wrong.
Posted by: Gargoyle Socks | December 21, 2013 at 03:20 PM
Guys really really need to ask for directions.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 21, 2013 at 03:42 PM
"Hey Joe, I've got an acting gig for you."
"Great! Who do I play?"
"A 440 pound virgin who almost killed his first sex partner."
"...I can work with that."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 21, 2013 at 03:57 PM
Sounds like be in "good hands" with Annie. One good thing coming is that the ICD10 coding set will surely have these incidents coded. Theres a code for multiple sea turtle attacks.
Posted by: LeDud | December 21, 2013 at 04:45 PM
Another good thing - this type of injury is covered under Obamacare.
If you lik your dictor, you can keep your dictor.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 21, 2013 at 05:25 PM
Fortunately most of the victims are already under liquid anesthesia of some sort.
Posted by: Clankazoid | December 21, 2013 at 05:38 PM
Key quote:
"People go on the Internet and one thing leads to another," he said.
Posted by: oneblankspace | December 21, 2013 at 06:28 PM
ER Doc sez he's got "a million stories" after 14 years in the ER ...
That's one every 7.5 minutes ... (yeah, I did the math)
First question: When did he sleep?
Second question: ... on second thot ... nevermind ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | December 21, 2013 at 06:51 PM
Practice safe sex. Use a safety harness.
Posted by: Nicholas | December 21, 2013 at 07:41 PM
Key phrase: "...a man's makeshift 8-inch steel ring. "
Rookie mistake?
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 21, 2013 at 07:59 PM
Didn't read the article but if sex sends to the ER twice a week, you're doing it wrong and I am intensely jealous.
However, I did explain a broken toe to our health department nurses as a "sex-related injury".
My wife was horrified. "Did you set them straight?" she demanded.
"No", I said.
Posted by: Steve | December 21, 2013 at 08:24 PM
P B, I am confused, is it eight in. long or eight in. around OR BOTH?
I had an old friend whose pick-up line was 'I am not that long, but
luckily I am not that big around!' It worked all the time BCS chks like
humor + humble.
Posted by: billb | December 21, 2013 at 09:47 PM
Two old jokes relate (sorta) to this ...
The majority of home accidents happen in the bedroom.
Accidents cause people.
Posted by: O the U(manity) | December 21, 2013 at 09:55 PM
O the U, I'm not sure ER doctors do sleep.
Posted by: Kristina L | December 21, 2013 at 11:51 PM
I wonder how many Harvey Wallbangers they had beforehand.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 22, 2013 at 12:01 AM
I never thought I'd read "ICD-10" on the blog.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 22, 2013 at 01:05 PM
Prolly true, Kristina ... but for 14 YEARS?!?!?!?!?!
Posted by: O the Umanity | December 22, 2013 at 02:17 PM
At first I thought the same victims kept going back to the ER twice a week. "Gosh golly, sorry, Doc. Yeah, I know - I'll try to be more careful."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 22, 2013 at 06:18 PM