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December 17, 2013

IF YOU'VE GOT IT, FLAUNT IT

A FALCON man who exposed his bare buttocks to patrons in a restaurant and then to police because he had a “good looking arse” was fined $750 when he appeared in Mandurah Magistrates Court on December 17.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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Too bad it's not a serious enough offense that he'd get to show off his "good looking arse" in prison.

'Armstrong had been a fly-in fly-out worker'

in-out, up, down - whatever

Glad there are no pictures.

His lawyer must have been very nervous through the entire court hearing lest the client get inspired by his arse again.

The Mal Tease Falcon.

Shoddy journalism. No pictures of the arse in question.

Your honor, I'd like to put this arse into evidence...

He knows that?
He must be flexible.

I thought that was why Coppers carried a Billy Club, to teach wankers a pointed lesson....

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