HOLIDAY PLANNING TIP
Beer is good, squirrels are not.
(Thanks to Roberto, Robert Mathis, Bill Hudgins, Tom, Ersin, Allison the Happy Penguin, Charles Cates, Loudmouth, W. von Papineau, and drewsmith)
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December 28, 2013
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I would have used my garden gnome but this works too.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 28, 2013 at 12:42 PM
The holidays are a stressful time.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | December 28, 2013 at 12:49 PM
Of course this happened in Ireland, the Florida of Europe.
Posted by: wiredog | December 28, 2013 at 01:02 PM
When I saw this article, I just knew that it would show up here!
Posted by: Kristina L | December 28, 2013 at 01:29 PM
Squirrel idols, alcohol, stupidity...what's not to love?
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 28, 2013 at 03:27 PM
He should have gathered a better group of nuts...
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 28, 2013 at 05:53 PM
Federal ceramic squirrel registration will be a big issue next year.
Posted by: Clankazoid | December 28, 2013 at 06:53 PM
So, what seems to be the problem?
Posted by: Heywood | December 28, 2013 at 08:29 PM
bloody haell, if anyone deserved it it was this wanker,
come home with brrs or don't come home at all!
Posted by: billb | December 28, 2013 at 09:49 PM
I need to see a picture of the weapon. What part constituted the 'blade'?
Or was it a Switch-squirrel...?
Posted by: Betsy | December 29, 2013 at 07:17 AM
i never thought squirrels were that sharp
Posted by: ligirl | December 29, 2013 at 09:07 AM
Ceramic squirrel ... ceramic knife ...
Simple ...
Break off part of the squirrel, it becomes a space-age weapon or kitchen utensil ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | December 29, 2013 at 09:46 AM
Who among us hasn't stabbed someone with a squirrel when they did not bring back beer? Or, if they brought back Bud Lite, used a moose?
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | December 29, 2013 at 04:22 PM
"Oh, and honey...I forgot the Tide detergent pods, too. My bad. Sorry...YAAGH!!!"
Posted by: K | December 29, 2013 at 05:02 PM