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December 18, 2013


Pastor accused of slapping woman on tractor

(Thanks to Ken Fineberg)


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Maybe the pastor has his own version of The Great Disappointment

We didn't cover the "tractor" in anatomy class.

mistook her for a hoe

for shizzle.

Tonight on Cage Fight America: Elmer "Pastor" Holbrooks takes on a woman on a large, powerful piece of agricultural equipment in the ecclesiastical / mechanical slapdown of the century!

He wanted to see if she'd turn the other cheek.

I'm so behind on euphemisms.

Is that his "funny" look? I hope so, 'cause it's hilarious.

Touching people on the tractor is highly inappropriate.

It was all just a clerical error.

Slapping is old-fashioned. You're supposed to use a tractor beam.

Cop: What happened?
Witness: The pastor passed her in the pasture.
Cop: Deere Gawd.
Witness: Exactly.

Ok, no, I didn't read the story but wait...
If she was on the tractor and he was on the ground, he must have some Stephen Kingishly long arms........

The long arm of the Lawd.

Wolfsong, it's pasture bedtime.

*snork* @ Annie


I guess he thought her tractor was too sexy.

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