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Pastor accused of slapping woman on tractor
(Thanks to Ken Fineberg)
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December 18, 2013
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Maybe the pastor has his own version of The Great Disappointment
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 18, 2013 at 03:45 PM
We didn't cover the "tractor" in anatomy class.
Posted by: MazarLarry | December 18, 2013 at 03:57 PM
mistook her for a hoe
Posted by: ligirl | December 18, 2013 at 04:14 PM
for shizzle.
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | December 18, 2013 at 04:38 PM
Tonight on Cage Fight America: Elmer "Pastor" Holbrooks takes on a woman on a large, powerful piece of agricultural equipment in the ecclesiastical / mechanical slapdown of the century!
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 18, 2013 at 04:44 PM
He wanted to see if she'd turn the other cheek.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 18, 2013 at 05:30 PM
I'm so behind on euphemisms.
Posted by: Bob | December 18, 2013 at 07:27 PM
Is that his "funny" look? I hope so, 'cause it's hilarious.
Posted by: Steve | December 18, 2013 at 07:30 PM
Touching people on the tractor is highly inappropriate.
Posted by: Clankazoid | December 18, 2013 at 08:05 PM
It was all just a clerical error.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 18, 2013 at 11:00 PM
Slapping is old-fashioned. You're supposed to use a tractor beam.
Posted by: Ralph | December 18, 2013 at 11:23 PM
Cop: What happened?
Witness: The pastor passed her in the pasture.
Cop: Deere Gawd.
Witness: Exactly.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 19, 2013 at 01:03 AM
Ok, no, I didn't read the story but wait...
If she was on the tractor and he was on the ground, he must have some Stephen Kingishly long arms........
Posted by: Wolfsong | December 19, 2013 at 01:12 AM
The long arm of the Lawd.
Wolfsong, it's pasture bedtime.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 19, 2013 at 01:24 AM
*snork* @ Annie
*yawn*
Posted by: Wolfsong | December 19, 2013 at 04:06 AM
I guess he thought her tractor was too sexy.
Posted by: Guin | December 19, 2013 at 09:36 AM