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Whoa. I don't even want to figure any joke out for this one. Truly hideous.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 21, 2013 at 12:25 PM
In New York the meter would be running and the fare for the lift would be $ 25.00.
Posted by: Clankazoid | December 21, 2013 at 12:36 PM
Well, he already had a Florida license(we presume).
Posted by: pogo | December 21, 2013 at 03:36 PM
Up north here you get to keep deer you hit. Do FL motorists get to keep pedestrians ?
Posted by: LeDud | December 21, 2013 at 04:50 PM
One more reason to never ... um ... ride a bicycle ...
We've got drivers like that up here in Nodak, too ... more than one rider has been hit, died, and the runaway driver never found ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | December 21, 2013 at 06:25 PM
The driver already had a Florida drivers license.
That license should be revoked, of course.
Some driving is just so bad that they don't even tolerate it in Florida.
Posted by: Steve Hansen | December 22, 2013 at 04:05 AM