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If these don't say "Flathead" what does?
10:56 a.m. A woman on Stoneridge Drive came home to find a strange man in maroon snow pants standing next to her garage with a shovel. He left on foot and was last seen headed toward Foys Lake Road.
11:17 a.m. An employee of an Evergreen business reported that someone called and said “Kaboom!” then hung up.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 17, 2013 at 09:14 AM
The African Lottery is what they're playing right now in the CAR, the PRC, Mali, South Sudan, Nigeria, and Somalia. Winner-take-all, loser-take-cover.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 17, 2013 at 10:01 AM
They don't have modern communications in Flathead?
I was getting prank phone calls one Saturday night-some kids were calling me every hour on the hour.
Finally, they called at 1 a.m. and I'd had enough.
"Hey, Bud," I said, "you do realize that I've got your phone number, don't you? When would be the best time to call you back?"
That was the last time I heard from them.
Posted by: Steve | December 17, 2013 at 10:21 AM
Citizens of Flathead County ask yourself, where is a golden goose when you need one?"
Posted by: manual tomato | December 17, 2013 at 10:26 AM
Steve - try this method if it recurs:
[Thick east-european accent] "Da? What? [Pause] How you get this number? Is restricted! No one is permitted .. Wait! You hold line! Vladymir! Vladymir, trace call! Uri, get helicopter! You, you stay on line! Do not hang up! ... Maryushka, get me Kremlin on blue phone! ..."
Keep this up until they hang up.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 17, 2013 at 11:12 AM
Don't think? I wouldn't flush until I was sure.
Posted by: PG13 Wodehouse | December 17, 2013 at 11:30 AM
"I don't crap money." Sounds like someone is stressed over Christmas shopping.
Posted by: MazarLarry | December 17, 2013 at 12:50 PM
Is crapping money something people often do in Flathead?
Posted by: Fred Key | December 17, 2013 at 01:06 PM
Some fine day, some dear Flatheadian will call 911 to report that this blog has been mocking their town. That call will be posted to this blog.
Then my secret circle of evil will be complete. Bwa-ha-ha!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 17, 2013 at 01:33 PM
Someday I want to go to Flathead County so I can call the police and tell them all the residents keep looking at me. I agree with Mazar Larry. Somebody has reached the end of their rope with the Christmas Shopping. At least they didn't jump out of a window.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 17, 2013 at 02:43 PM
FIELD TRIP!!!! I'll go anywhere as long as there's indoor plumbing and free wi-fi.
Posted by: Jan Grimsby. | December 17, 2013 at 03:41 PM
I think "crap money" refers to the Feds process of Quantitative Easing which produces money that is worth crap. Probably 2 Flathead Co. economists talking.
Posted by: LeDud | December 17, 2013 at 04:46 PM
My mother had a short involvement with a dirty caller that lasted until I got her that whistle.
Posted by: Steve | December 17, 2013 at 08:32 PM
I've had the Jamaicans call me wanting to spend money there.
Posted by: oneblankspace | December 17, 2013 at 09:22 PM
I guess this is the long-lost secret of alchemy...
Posted by: K | December 18, 2013 at 08:55 PM