DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS WE DID NOT FINISH READING
Dear Editors,
Ever since Kim Kardashian posted her most recent picture of her daughter Nori, people have been speculating about whether or not she waxed and shaped Nori's eyebrows....
Dear Editors,
It has recently been reported that Simon Cowell may have gotten pectoral implants...
This blog is the best diet ever. Skipping lunch again. Erggggh.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 17, 2013 at 02:09 PM
Dave Barry's Blog -- Always been low carb!
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 17, 2013 at 02:10 PM
Well did she wax and shape Nori's eyebrows? Inquiring minds want to know!
Posted by: nursecindy | December 17, 2013 at 02:39 PM
Why do I never get helpful emails like these? Most of mine are written in Martian, as far as I can tell...
Posted by: Digger | December 17, 2013 at 02:44 PM
The problem is all the wannabe Kardashians around here will be doing the same thing, raising their kids to be just as shallow and vapid as their parents. My kids go to school with some of these wannabes. It's stunning and nauseating.
Posted by: Mr. Boneworm | December 17, 2013 at 02:51 PM
- and if she's a true kardashian, she all ready needs a bikini wax
Posted by: ligirl | December 17, 2013 at 03:28 PM
Nori? That's what they're calling her? Poor kid.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 17, 2013 at 04:18 PM
"Nori" is Valley Girl Speak for "Wind that whistles between the ears."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 17, 2013 at 05:18 PM
I thought nori was seaweed.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 17, 2013 at 06:36 PM
" This is Rachael from card services... " No wait, that's a robocall.
Posted by: Clankazoid | December 17, 2013 at 06:57 PM
Like, for sure I knew that. Like, duh!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 17, 2013 at 06:58 PM
See? See? Tonya Harding would never do anything like that.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 18, 2013 at 08:36 AM
When were you promoted to editor?
Posted by: oneblankspace | December 18, 2013 at 10:51 PM