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December 27, 2013

DE-ICING

Toronto mayor Rob Ford will not attend Winter Classic in Ann Arbor

Key piece of reporting: Border officials at that time raised doubts if Ford would be able to cross into the United States because of he was admitted crack cocaine user.

(Thanks to Omniskeptic)

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Would he even be noticed in Ann Arbor?

Or is it East Lansing that I'm thinking of?

He cannot visit...unless he brings enough for everyone.

Wiredog, according to the "Yoopers", that's the entire lower peninsula.

Border officials at that time raised doubts if Ford would be able to cross into the United States because of he was admitted crack cocaine user.

so if he would of been admitted if he not of admitted

so he should of not admitted then he could of been admitted ?

because of he was admitted he was not of admitted


got it.

I think that's written of in Pig-Canadian.

meanie - that'd be of canadian bacon ?

Well, turns out I was wrong. Pig-Canadian is written/spoken in the format of "oo-d'eh, ou-y'eh, ant-w'eh, ome-s'eh, eer-b'eh?"

My apologies to "His Honor" (straight face not possible here), ayor-M'eh ord-F'eh.

Sigh.

Perhaps he wants to emigrate, and then run for mayor of Washington, D.C...

It's easy to tell Ann Arbor from East Lansing. Ann Arbor is a gracious, progressive city, with a tolerant, welcoming attitude. It's "the Athens of the West", so-called because its streets are almost as well-maintained as those of Athens, Greece, c. 300 BCE. East Lansing is a more robust, live-in-the-moment kind of place, called "the Miami of the West" since its citizens are fond of drinking, rioting, drinking, and getting undergraduate degrees in animal husbandry.

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