CURLY'S CHRISTMAS
He prefers hedgehog death to hat-wearing.
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It's the most wonderful time of the year
When the kids are all telling you
'Can't stay thru new year's, too' : Time for more Beer!!
It's the 'hosting:-i'm-done!'-derful time of the year
It's the 'don't-let-the-door-hit-you-in-the-ass' classiestiest season of all
With the relatives leaving there'll be much reprieving
(Let's Hope they don't stall . . . !)
It's the 'i-need-a-nappiest' season of all
No more tables for setting
Uncomfortable sweating
(These people all eat so damn slow!!)
I'm so sick of their stories
Of tales of the glories
Of Christmases long, long ago
It's the 'don't-come-undone-derful time of the year !
There'll be much football watching
More soda & scotching
When loved ones aren't near
It's the 'I'll have another one'!-derful time of the year
No more toilets a-flushing
Or plumbing pipes gushing
'Hey, hon - we're All CLEAR ! ! !'
It's the 'why is it flushing so slooooow . . .?'
It's the money all spent that we oooowe
'Wipe your Feet - you're all tracking in snow !
The damn dog jes threw up on my toe ! !
'Can we stay one more night?' 'Ho-Ho-NO!!!'
'I-love-you-it's-time-that-you-goooo . . .
It's the daughter & son-derful
(Golly you're wonderful ! )
MY Vacation's beGUN!-derful
Thanks for the Funderful tiiiiiiiiiiime
Of the Year ! ! !
Posted by: ligirl | December 26, 2013 at 11:09 AM
I'm thinking, I have never seen Toy Story.
Posted by: manual tomato | December 26, 2013 at 11:26 AM
&ligirl: well done. Did you write this instead of spending even MORE time with your relatives?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | December 26, 2013 at 11:34 AM
Applause for Ligirl, unless of course it was written at the reference desk while people were in line. In that case, snickers.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 26, 2013 at 12:00 PM
What manly dog wouldn't?
Happy Holidays judi!
Posted by: ubetcha | December 26, 2013 at 12:15 PM
I've seen that grin somewhere before.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 26, 2013 at 12:41 PM
>> I'm thinking, I have never seen Toy Story. <<
This is a deleted scene from " Toy Story ". In the original script, not all the toys survived.
Posted by: Clankazoid | December 26, 2013 at 12:57 PM
Clank's right - the director's cut was violent enough to be rated "R."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 26, 2013 at 01:10 PM
Doggie likes toy. Tasty too.
Posted by: Theresa | December 26, 2013 at 01:13 PM
Cury & ucy: the No L dogs
ucy's an elf, Cury's biting on hogs
Posted by: ligirl | December 26, 2013 at 01:31 PM
Our friend's Brittany, Henry, deconstructed his holiday gift, squeaker, nylon fuzz, and all, in thirty seconds flat. He was about to eat the outside of it when he was distracted with a lamb liver treat.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 26, 2013 at 03:11 PM
I must admit, I've often come close to doing that to some of my kids' toys.
*sends special urgently needed home decor item to ligirl*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 26, 2013 at 10:40 PM