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December 21, 2013

CRIMINAL MASTERMIND OF THE WEEK SO FAR

The owner of the house woke up, ready to go to work, only to find Severn hanging over his toilet.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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Headlines we'd like to see: " Homeowner gets discount on insurance for installing porcelain anti-theft device ".

Burgle.
Bungle.
Dangle.

Single?

Just another sh!thead trying to return to his place of birth.

So he dropped his phone and couldn't call the police. Why didn't he just yell for help so the homeowners would wake up? Brilliant.

Steve is right. Its like salmon returning to the river of birth.

If you tell me that he has had 80 burglary convictions, you need hardly add that he isn't very good at it.

How do they know the homeowner was ready to go to work?

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