CRIMINAL MASTERMIND OF THE WEEK SO FAR
The owner of the house woke up, ready to go to work, only to find Severn hanging over his toilet.
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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December 21, 2013
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Headlines we'd like to see: " Homeowner gets discount on insurance for installing porcelain anti-theft device ".
Posted by: Clankazoid | December 21, 2013 at 12:35 PM
Burgle.
Bungle.
Dangle.
Single?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 21, 2013 at 12:40 PM
Just another sh!thead trying to return to his place of birth.
Posted by: Steve | December 21, 2013 at 01:22 PM
So he dropped his phone and couldn't call the police. Why didn't he just yell for help so the homeowners would wake up? Brilliant.
Posted by: Gargoyle Socks | December 21, 2013 at 03:30 PM
Steve is right. Its like salmon returning to the river of birth.
Posted by: LeDud | December 21, 2013 at 03:40 PM
If you tell me that he has had 80 burglary convictions, you need hardly add that he isn't very good at it.
Posted by: World's Oldest Living Brain Donor | December 22, 2013 at 05:33 AM
How do they know the homeowner was ready to go to work?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 22, 2013 at 10:48 AM