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December 19, 2013

BUT WE ALSO HAVE REALLY LARGE SNAKES

Machine Guns Ranked #1 Attraction in Miami by World’s Largest Travel Site

(Thanks to Javier Lopez)

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I wonder how long it will take for some idiot to use the rankings as the way to choose the next place to rob.

To paraphrase Crocodile Dundee: You call that a gun?

Plus, it's one of the few places in the US where you can still operate a fully-automatic weapon while naked.

Dear Dave:

You live in Miami so you must know how to get in touch with the AARP, so could you do me a favor and tell them that the number they keep calling with messages for their lawn service guy is wrong. I'm home with a bad cold, the answering machine is broken and getting out of bed repeatedly to hear that they have a message for their lawn service guy is beginning to get real annoying.

P.S. You might also mention that Senor Citizen (their lawn service guy) probably also gave them a fake name.

What's the point of firing a machine gun in Miami if you can't take it out on the road?

Machine gunning, the Miami version of motor-boating.

the best part is the range is set up in a circle- GENIUS
now if they could get the schmoo the goes around shooting skittles-eating children in the middle of the range, you know there might be loose skittles in the center.

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