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(Thanks to Nate West)
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At least Hunter will have a reason to hang out with his little brother.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 17, 2013 at 02:11 PM
I would not want to be near him when he discharges.
Posted by: Heywood | December 17, 2013 at 02:16 PM
...and he's a son of a gun.
Posted by: Fred Key | December 17, 2013 at 02:27 PM
Actually Fred, his daddy was a pistol and he's a son of a gun. Stolen from the late, great Lewis Grizzard.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 17, 2013 at 02:38 PM
If they circumcise him will he be half-cocked?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 17, 2013 at 02:44 PM
*snorks* @ all -
is that a pistol in his diaper ?
Posted by: ligirl | December 17, 2013 at 03:25 PM
At least we don't have to guess what his parents were drinking when they came up with that name.
Does Oregon have a no-takesies-back naming policy or are they a name-isn't-final-until-mom's-demerol-wears-off state?
Posted by: max | December 17, 2013 at 03:39 PM
What happens if he's firing blanks when he's all grown up?
Posted by: Jan Grimsby. | December 17, 2013 at 04:15 PM
His older brothers Winchester and Remington were pleased.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 17, 2013 at 04:21 PM
Auntie Fieldress will be most pleased.
Posted by: MOTW | December 17, 2013 at 05:04 PM
You'll put your eye out!!
Posted by: Mom | December 17, 2013 at 05:11 PM
Rookie
Posted by: Bazooka Joe | December 17, 2013 at 05:17 PM
Let"s all plan to meet at Name Change Court on this kid's 18th birthday.
Posted by: Bob | December 17, 2013 at 05:58 PM
" The most powerful birth announcement in the world..."
Posted by: Clankazoid | December 17, 2013 at 06:56 PM
nursecindy, that line goes back at least to Roger Miller's "Dang Me" (My pappy was a pistol I'm a son of a gun")
also, is this kid's middle initial "." ?
Posted by: PG13 Wodehouse | December 17, 2013 at 07:00 PM
Children of his caliber are often difficult to find.
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 17, 2013 at 08:43 PM
No, it's spelled .-4-5, not F-o-r-t-y-f-i-v-e.
This is the #1 and #4 most popular article on the Tillamook Headlight Herald website.
Posted by: oneblankspace | December 17, 2013 at 09:19 PM
Once again my fellow Oregonians have done us proud! You think the south has all the stupid redneck scum, haeeell no!
We are the Land of Tanya Harding, land of the stupider. If it keeps out all the Cali Real Estate Dirtbags, its working!
Posted by: billb | December 17, 2013 at 10:16 PM
Hey, we love Tonya Harding. If I were going to run for President, I'd want her as either my VP candidate or the opposition.
Or: how about a Harding - Cheney ticket?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 18, 2013 at 08:34 AM