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Posted by: manual tomato | December 21, 2013 at 01:35 PM
If he'da gotten pulled over by female deputies, it mighta worked. But trust me on this, AXE is not the best choice.
Posted by: padraig | December 21, 2013 at 02:34 PM
He wore Old Spice or nothing at all. Was he naked ? I think I screwed up the add.
Posted by: LeDud | December 21, 2013 at 03:35 PM
Who amongst us has not done this? Why is everyone looking at me?
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | December 21, 2013 at 03:37 PM
If you've already been drinking mouthwash, no problem.
Posted by: Clankazoid | December 21, 2013 at 05:39 PM
We lived in Oman for several years and mouthwash and aftershave were the drinks of choice for a large percentage of the expat community.
Posted by: Jan Grimsby. | December 21, 2013 at 05:51 PM
Gotta wonder if he'd've chugged Hai Karate, mebbe he could've escaped ... eh?
(Y'all prolly hafta be perty old to get that reference ... merely sayin' ...)
Posted by: O the Umanity | December 21, 2013 at 06:44 PM
One of the drunkest men I've ever seen in the e.r. got that way on Family Dollar's brand of Listerine. Surprisingly he still had bad breath.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 21, 2013 at 06:46 PM
When I was growing up in a "dry" Kentucky county, everyone knew about "Green Lizard", a brand of cologne that went by another "real" name but apparently was about 2000% alcohol.
I tried it once as a teen but that's only because teens are stupid.
Posted by: Steve | December 21, 2013 at 08:31 PM
Slap a little Miller Lite around the neck and he'll be a total chick magnet.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 22, 2013 at 12:14 AM
What alien species is that guy? That's one of the creepiest jail house pics I've seen.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 22, 2013 at 09:38 AM