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- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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Sadly, the mom's role in this story is all too true. As we've seen on the Blog the past couple weeks.
Merry Christmas, all!
Posted by: wanderer2575 | December 24, 2013 at 04:59 PM
It ain't all it's cracked up to be anymore. (They could probably sell reindeer roof poop on eBay.)
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 24, 2013 at 05:12 PM
My sister sent me reindeer poop from Alaska for Christmas when I was 12. Oddly enough, I still love her.
Thanks for resharing one of my faves, Dave. Merry Christmas to the Barrys and all the bloglits, in any language that blows your dress up.
Posted by: ubetcha | December 24, 2013 at 05:16 PM
Omigod .... "ubetcha" .... with a sister in Alaska! No ..... no way ..... couldn't be....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 24, 2013 at 05:39 PM
My four-year old sister tried to get her older brother (me, six) to go out and look Santa right in the eye, despite our mother telling us that anyone who saw Santa would lose his presents.
She figured she would know for true and not lose anything.
She became a lawyer.
Posted by: Steve | December 24, 2013 at 07:11 PM
That was for sale around the social science building my son's Junior year.
Posted by: manual tomato | December 24, 2013 at 07:38 PM
Thanks for all the wonderful laughs you've provided over the years, Sir Blog! You are truly a treasure.
Merry Happy Have a Wonderful Christmas Hanukkah Kwanzaa New Year to one and all bloglits!
Stay safe & have a blast.
Posted by: klezmerphan | December 24, 2013 at 09:33 PM
My mom and dad, bless them, refused to do this for us. I think it worked out for the better.
Posted by: Elon | December 24, 2013 at 09:36 PM
That's right. Dave keeps us all laughing. Merry Christmas Eve.
Posted by: Theresa | December 24, 2013 at 09:40 PM
Steve, she was already a lawyer...only without the degree.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 24, 2013 at 10:22 PM
Dave, here's hoping you finally write a book next year!
(We can all dream, can't we?)
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 24, 2013 at 10:25 PM
Here's the best video I've seen this year, so far:
SnapChat Christmas
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 24, 2013 at 10:27 PM
Have joy, Dave, Judi, and Blogits!
Posted by: Renee (the First) | December 24, 2013 at 10:51 PM
Dave's a poet? Does he knowit?
Hope every one of you got what you wanted for Christmas.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 25, 2013 at 07:07 AM
Merry Christmas everyone! I hope Santa was very good to all of you.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 25, 2013 at 07:36 AM
Minnesota has extra snow. Write if you need some. And Merry Christmas.
Posted by: Clankazoid | December 25, 2013 at 08:40 AM
Merry Christmas! That is all.
Posted by: Jan Crozier | December 25, 2013 at 09:28 AM
Why are all of you up so early? Oh. Kids. I get it. Anyway, happy whatsoever. Dogs and bears, too. Maybe in 2014 you'll get Apple's new iClaw pad with the big scratch sensitive keyboard. Then you can post, too.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 25, 2013 at 09:38 AM
Clanky - Send the snow down here to Atlanta. We've had everything else in the last few weeks, might as well have some of that too.
Posted by: pogo | December 25, 2013 at 01:01 PM
What's all this talk about hos?
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 25, 2013 at 01:19 PM
Merry Christmas from the NSA.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 25, 2013 at 04:22 PM
We have Chase as our bank and shopped at Target. Y'all have a much better chance of a good holiday than us this year.
Happy holiday of your choice. I'm off to take extra blood pressure medication.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 25, 2013 at 05:04 PM
Hand me some of the blood pressure medicine, NMUA. I have to attend another family dinner tonight.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 25, 2013 at 05:13 PM
You'd better not cry - Christmas, Manchester City-style.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 25, 2013 at 06:06 PM
I'm LTTG here, but I'm so stunned I just have to post. Dave, I swear I've never seen this poem before. I thought I had tracked down and memorized every golden word you ever produced, but there are depths yet unplumbed! Best. Christmas. Gift. Ever.
Peace, health, and good vibes to all of you, and yours, and theirs, unto the sixth degree of separation
Posted by: Betsy | December 26, 2013 at 11:37 PM