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Mall Santa arrested for pinching co-worker
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins and Omniskeptic)
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Characters from the manger scene gave a thumbs up when asked if Santa's behavior was naughty and not nice.
Posted by: manual tomato | November 26, 2013 at 01:14 PM
Someone's getting coal in their stocking.
Posted by: wiredog | November 26, 2013 at 01:27 PM
Shouldn't he know which are the bad little girls?
Posted by: Bob | November 26, 2013 at 02:51 PM
He claimed she was a ho ho ho.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 26, 2013 at 02:54 PM
He's facing an assault charge, and is banned from working as Santa this year as a result.
Whatever happened to just slapping the snot out of someone that did something like this?
Posted by: nursecindy | November 26, 2013 at 02:55 PM
"An honest mistake, your honor. I thought they said to keep my hands to my elf."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 26, 2013 at 04:20 PM
Perfectly acceptable naughty/nice test. He does have a job to do.
Posted by: Sam | November 26, 2013 at 04:31 PM
How'd he do that through mittens?
Posted by: Steve | November 26, 2013 at 05:21 PM
Saints, Popes, great humanist thinkers, prize-winning humorists -- these are not the people usually tapped for mall-Santa jobs.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | November 26, 2013 at 07:14 PM
'The judge allowed Herbert Jones to go home under the condition that he not work as Santa this season'.
the santa clause
Posted by: ligirl | November 26, 2013 at 07:31 PM
"...Herbert Jones is accused of pinching a young woman ..."
- the Santa claws
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 26, 2013 at 07:54 PM
Well at least she won't shoot her eye out with a bb gun.
Posted by: LeDud | November 27, 2013 at 12:02 PM