WE'RE GOING TO BE SICK
Kidnapped Utah squirrel returns home for the holidays
(Thanks to Claire Martin and Omniskeptic)
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November 29, 2013
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Great. Now it knows how to drive a big rig and it's going home to train all the other squirrelists. Be prepared for hijacked big rigs full of Jif and Skippy peanut butter.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 29, 2013 at 12:45 PM
It takes a special kind of man to kidnap a squirrel. To whom would you send the ransom note, for one thing?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | November 29, 2013 at 02:13 PM
The squirrel and other members of its gang jacked a car just outside Ogden.
Posted by: Bob | November 29, 2013 at 02:45 PM
Now Dave. I'm sure you had to blink back a few tears when you read this.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 29, 2013 at 04:09 PM
Sure, the squirrel was malnourished. The flight home suspended peanuts due to allergies. This is what happens when the nuts go gathering squirrels.
Posted by: NurseCindyFanClub | November 29, 2013 at 04:56 PM
The trapper thot that merely showin' it the wonders of civilized society would prpmpt development of a "cute, cuddly, & affectionate domesticated pet" behavior pattern ... ???
Well ... this might've werked @ sum time in the past ... but, "civilization"???
In Wisconsin?
(Sorry Pad' & Y'all Others ... sumtimes the jokes write their ownselfs ...)
Posted by: O the U(manity) | November 29, 2013 at 07:01 PM
The UNINCREDIBLE Journey?
(By the way, that 'Eat This and Never Diet Again' ad on the same page, the one that looks like a turd bursting with pink salmon eggs? If I ate that, I would be SURE to lose weight, because I would never eat anything again...)
Posted by: K | November 29, 2013 at 08:30 PM
Are there no Southern recipes for Utah Squirrel ?
Posted by: Clankazoid | November 29, 2013 at 08:42 PM