THAT IS LOW
Man steals pack of human excrement from young mother in Moscow
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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November 26, 2013
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How offal...
Posted by: JG | November 26, 2013 at 01:37 PM
Is this the first time the phrase "pack of human excrement" has been seen on the blog? I can't remember it as an opening act, for sure.
Posted by: OldPhil | November 26, 2013 at 01:55 PM
A real whodungit.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 26, 2013 at 02:29 PM
Lucky "There were no other valuable items in the stolen package" I can't tell you how many times I've stored my high end goods with my low end ones.
I'd suggest manure insurance.
Posted by: NurseCindyFanClub | November 26, 2013 at 02:45 PM
I suspect the placenta artist from the previous post. "Why not use human waste where possible?"
Posted by: Bob | November 26, 2013 at 02:55 PM
Like in soy sauce?
Posted by: NurseCindyFanClub | November 26, 2013 at 03:48 PM
*SNORK* at JG!
Posted by: Renee (the First) | November 26, 2013 at 04:06 PM
"What're you in for?"
"Drunk and disorderly. You?"
"I stole a bag of sh!t."
" -- Can I get another cell?"
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 26, 2013 at 06:45 PM
I saw Pack of Human Excrement open for the Butthole Surfers.
No wait, it was the other way around
Posted by: poker | November 26, 2013 at 08:42 PM
Reminds me of the Hill Street Blues where Lt. Hunter took a swig from a bottle marked “Goldblume – Do Not Touch” from the fridge and tossed the container in the trash because the apple juice had gone bad.
It turned out that Goldblume had a urology appointment in half an hour and wanted to know who hid the sample.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | November 27, 2013 at 08:37 AM
"Why ... why, this is a bag of sh*t!
But it's really good sh*t, Mrs. Preske!"
Posted by: Omniskeptic | November 27, 2013 at 10:00 AM