SOON WE WILL HAVE NO CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS LEFT
Judge fines Helena couple for bucket of bear paws in restaurant
(Thanks to Michael Leone)
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November 29, 2013
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- butt they're still entitled to their right to bear arms
Posted by: ligirl | November 29, 2013 at 02:58 PM
"Pair of bear claws, please."
Posted by: Newman | November 29, 2013 at 03:22 PM
Rules are rules. No bear feet...
Posted by: JG | November 29, 2013 at 03:27 PM
First the crab claws, next the bear paws.
What next?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 29, 2013 at 04:06 PM
Huang’s attorney, Michael Kakuk, said in court that she had injured her hip a few years earlier, and wanted the gallbladders for her own medicinal use.
I wonder if she's ever thought about trying some Vicodin instead? They're a lot easier to swallow than bear gallbladders.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 29, 2013 at 04:16 PM
"Now, let's see...did you want the Regular Bucket of Bear Claws, or the Extra Crispy? And, for your sides, did you want mashed potatoes, fries, or the breaded gallbladders?"
Posted by: K | November 29, 2013 at 04:31 PM
And a partridge in a pear tree!
Posted by: Couch Surfer | November 29, 2013 at 04:32 PM
nursecindy: The bears are big fans of new-world medicine too.
Posted by: Sam | November 29, 2013 at 05:30 PM
the New Hunan restaurant ?
sum ting wong: must've been pandamonium !
Posted by: ligirl | November 29, 2013 at 05:48 PM
Caution: Not to be used during pregnancy.......................................................................
Beware of the pregnant paws.
Posted by: Ralph | November 29, 2013 at 07:41 PM
He's rocking that Eddie Munster meets Moe Howard haircut.
Posted by: Heywood | November 29, 2013 at 08:18 PM
You want the buffet...?
Posted by: Clankazoid | November 29, 2013 at 08:36 PM
All your bear paws is belong to us.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 30, 2013 at 07:48 AM
Actually, they were exhausted from shopping. They tried everything on the menu, but it's the paws that refreshes....
Posted by: JG | November 30, 2013 at 08:40 AM
So hard to figure out which kind of wine to serve with that. Wait ... got it!
*Goes down to the cellar for a vintage cabearnet*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 30, 2013 at 09:56 AM