IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

Women get in stun-gun fight at mall

(Thanks to Ron G. and Jeff Meyerson)

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[O the U(manity)]

Insanity ...

[manual tomato]

Silver blows. It's Christmas time in the city.

[Not My Usual Alias]

Philadelphia. City of Brotherly Love. Some sibling rivalries should be left at home.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Don't leave home without it.

Or, don't come unarmed to a taser fight.

[ligirl]

It's the most wonderful time of the year
With the bargains compelling
And everyone yelling, then guns will appear!
It's the most wonderful time of the year

It's the flap-crappiest season of all
With the holiday greedy: "who Cares for the needy?!
Let's get to the mall ! ! !"
It's the slap - scrappiest season of all

There'll be people for tazing
as sales are amazing!
the prices are 'low as they go'!
All the kids will be bawling
as parents are brawling
in row after Row after ROW ! ! !

It's the most wonderful time of the year
There'll be much whistle blowing
And crowds will be growing -
I think I'll stay here :
It's the best time to stay home & drink beer ;)

[Annie Where-but-here]

They were fighting over the last two-for-one Groupon deal for anger management classes.

[wanderer2575]

Reluctant applause for ligirl. Absolutely nailed it.

[LeDud]

Well done ligirl ! Now do one to the Gilligan Island's theme song.

[K]

Ligirl, we're not worthy...Brava.

[nursecindy]

I'm not proud of this but, I got in a fight at Walmart today. Some woman started yelling at me and said I tried to hit her with my buggy. I didn't have a buggy. I ended it by telling her, "Cease talking Uranus! Perhaps you should go visit someplace very hot!" This is the cleaned up version. I was going to suggest that she get to know herself intimately but I am a lady afterall.