IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO
Man told police he was fleeing zombies when he stole truck
(Thanks to DaninTustin)
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Stealing a newspaper truck is really bad idea if you don't want to end up on the front page -- and then on a national blog.
Next time, hide from the zombies in the back of the truck and surprise the driver.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | November 30, 2013 at 10:46 AM
*refuses to break blog's strict policy of not making fun of Mr. Hurlbut's name*
Posted by: ligirl | November 30, 2013 at 11:15 AM
Frozen stares, stiff joints, body parts falling off...those aren't zombies - it's just November in Minnesota.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 30, 2013 at 12:04 PM
Annie -- so tempting to make a Vikings joke, but I like Leslie Frazier too much
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | November 30, 2013 at 12:07 PM
Given the earlier part of his day, a fear of being chased wasn't really irrational. High probability, in fact.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | November 30, 2013 at 12:23 PM
I was more shocked by the newspaper delivery truck. Who reads the paper anymore? Maybe they use it for fuel....
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 30, 2013 at 12:29 PM
Read the newspaper? I only buy it for the TV listings and the comics. It is better than TV Guide for starting the woodstove when I forget and leave the stove open all morning.
Posted by: max | November 30, 2013 at 03:26 PM
I have a philosophical question that does not let me sleep at night:
As everybody knows from school, if a zombie bites someone,,that person becomes a zombie. Also if a vampire bites someone, that person becomes a vampire. So, what happens if a vampire bites a zombie, and then that zombie bites a person? That person would be a zombie or a vampire?
Any suggestions?
Posted by: Loko | November 30, 2013 at 03:50 PM
Apropos of nothing again, there was a zombie soft-core porno on the Free HBO Weekend being offered by my cable company...and I said, "Let's not, and say I didn't"...don't want THAT as a permanent impress upon my psyche...
Posted by: K | November 30, 2013 at 03:50 PM
Loko -- depending on the tradition, the vampire would have a problem with non-fresh blood.
My guess is that the hybrid would end up at law school and pass the bar.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | November 30, 2013 at 03:57 PM
Loko: Zompireducken
Posted by: ScottMGS | November 30, 2013 at 04:52 PM
Oh, isn't it obvious by now, if a zombie bites a vampire, or VISA-VERSA, they become politicians and join congress. Ever looked that close at orange-bohner
or mitchy mccccconnel....
Posted by: billb | November 30, 2013 at 10:17 PM
Can't happen, bilb. Somewhere along the food chain, zombies still require brains.
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 30, 2013 at 10:34 PM
And ScottMGS wins the thread!
Posted by: Renee (the First) | December 01, 2013 at 12:12 AM