WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
Cushing man gets jail for striking estranged wife with genitalia
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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October 31, 2013
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Fred E. Thomas pleaded guilty to 180 days in jail with all but five days suspended and was placed on probation for a year for domestic violence assault and indecent conduct.
How does one plead "Guilty to 180 days in jail" ... ?
Sloppy "journalism" is alive and well, Down East ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | October 31, 2013 at 06:59 PM
I haven't gotten as far as the grammar, O. I'm still trying to envision a scenario that doesn't involve the request, "Okay...hold still now."
Posted by: Betsy | October 31, 2013 at 08:04 PM
Did not read the article-whose genitalia are we talking about?
Posted by: Homer.S | October 31, 2013 at 09:44 PM
Pimp-slapped?
Posted by: K | October 31, 2013 at 09:49 PM
File this under " Headlines we prayed we'd never see " .
Posted by: Clankie | October 31, 2013 at 09:59 PM
HAR!!! (@ Betsy) ...
Well, I got stopped by the egregiousness of the sinful syntax ... but now that y'all mention it ... hmmmmmmmmmmm ... yup, gotta wonder why anybuddy would sit still for such ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | October 31, 2013 at 11:07 PM
lol
Posted by: SW | November 01, 2013 at 01:54 AM
She should have just taken a bite out of crime.
Posted by: markhh | November 01, 2013 at 05:49 AM
*snork* @ 'Bangor Daily'
Posted by: ligirl | November 01, 2013 at 08:05 AM
anger and penis management.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | November 01, 2013 at 09:30 AM
Assault with a dead weapon?
Posted by: padraig | November 01, 2013 at 09:54 AM
Genitalia...isn't that the weird coffee they keep advertising? Almost as expensive as Starbucks...
Posted by: funny man | November 01, 2013 at 10:44 AM
I wonder why she was estranged.
Posted by: @OzzieDollar | November 01, 2013 at 02:20 PM
Obviously, it happened in the summer. He could never have pulled off the crime once the cold weather set in.
Posted by: JD | November 01, 2013 at 07:06 PM
Assault with a friendly weapon.
Posted by: Bob | November 01, 2013 at 09:15 PM
If this woman leaves her husband and goes to Pakistan, She will be treated like a slave and not be heard from again. Which may be for the good, based on how she treated her husband.
Posted by: ken in sc | November 03, 2013 at 03:26 PM