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October 31, 2013


Man stole puppies from pet shops and stuffed them down underpants

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)


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HAR Dave!

- and he had pit bulls in his undershirt ;P

He did it for "companionship"?

Yes, I bet it got rather lonely in his underpants.

Is that a Yorkie in your pocket or are you just glad to see me ?

"Hey baby, I got a schnauzer in my trousers..."

So, the pill-popping perp purloined puppies from petshops by putting them in his pants?


"...Saab's repeated offending put him dangerously close to a jail sentence but..."
That tells a lot about the system there.
Also, if he wanted companionship, he obviously still has the puppies, right?

Insert S.O.B. comment here:

Hey baby, wanna see my dachshund.

Oh Man, what lil I know about puppies is that they have sharp damm lil teeth and bite everything near them, no thanks, dude have you thought about purse snatchin, much easier, but hey the progs will teach him that in prison someday.

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