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October 24, 2013

WE'RE GUESSING HE'S SINGLE

A US man who wants to be a dog says he spends his days running around on all fours, eating food out of a bowl, and chasing cars.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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There is something deeply wrong with that man.

one sick puppy...

Doesn't he know it's a dog-eat-dog world?

Loneliness is no fun. Hopefully he'll find a nice b!tch someday and settle down.

Can't imagine why he's unemployed. Maybe he should apply to the K9 division of his local police.

Airhead Bud.

I think this was a Roches number.

Fired from his IT job for dogging it?

Old joke:

A neighborhood grocer asked a regular customer why she didn't buy her regular case of dog food.

She said, "We've kept it a secret, but that's all my husband would eat. It doesn't matter now that he's dead."

"Was it the dog food?"

"No. He was sitting in the middle of the street licking himself and a truck ran over him."

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