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This sort of monkey business can not be tolerated in our society. Not only have these monkeys been taking jobs which humans could do*, they've been doing it without paying taxes.
*I concede that monkey would make a better cashier in a market than some human cashiers I've encountered, but there are many humans who are just as good if not better than monkeys.
Posted by: max | October 30, 2013 at 05:12 PM
Max, the same is true of Congress.
Posted by: Wiredog | October 30, 2013 at 06:58 PM
Monkeys are black marketeers now? I bet the squirrels are their best customers.
Posted by: PG13 Wodehouse | October 30, 2013 at 08:46 PM
We saw Black Market Monkey Operation open for Pantera.
Posted by: K | October 30, 2013 at 08:55 PM
It was a lousy movie with Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., Frank Sinatra, and Justin Bieber as the monkey. I think Ronald Reagan was in it, to.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | October 30, 2013 at 10:14 PM
Base calumny Omni, Reagan was too good an actor to ever work with a monkey. Reagan was a big enough star that he could land acting jobs working with chimps, which no doubt was good practice for going into politics and working with chumps.
Posted by: max | October 30, 2013 at 10:26 PM
That's funny. Black Market Monkey Emporium opened for Kings of Leon in Vegas last week.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 31, 2013 at 07:23 AM
Beware! There are no guaranties on black market monkeys. If you break your monkey you're SOL.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 31, 2013 at 07:55 AM
I served at Base Calumny, back when Major Incident was in command.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | October 31, 2013 at 08:05 AM
Is it easier or harder to obtain a wildlife license or a driver license in Florida?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | October 31, 2013 at 08:51 AM
Depends on what kind of wildlife you want to be.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | October 31, 2013 at 12:56 PM