THEY'D USE MANILOW, BUT THEN THEY'D CATCH HELL FROM THE HUMAN-RIGHTS GROUPS
Britney Spears music blasted out by merchant navy to SCARE off Somali pirates
(Thanks to Allen at Division and groanup)
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Why not play Metallica and throw pigs feet at the pirates?
Posted by: tom litasi alert reader 1349 | October 28, 2013 at 03:29 PM
Why not twerk the pirates with Miley's tongue?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | October 28, 2013 at 03:44 PM
Or throw shoes at 'em.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | October 28, 2013 at 04:26 PM
Would it be a violation of their human rights if we played Celine Dion singing the theme song from Titanic? I think it would be appropriate since they ride around in boats and the Titanic was a boat.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 28, 2013 at 04:50 PM
I wonder if they're using LRADs.
Posted by: Frank Davuco | October 28, 2013 at 05:31 PM
A display of Kardashian lady Parts would suffice.
Posted by: manual tomato | October 28, 2013 at 05:46 PM
Rotten pirates! Do it to 'em TWO more times!
Posted by: padraig | October 28, 2013 at 06:01 PM
Whoops, wrong rock chick. Find them pirates and hit 'em with your best shot!
Posted by: padraig | October 28, 2013 at 06:10 PM
*SMACKS* padraig. Now I've got both of those songs stuck in my head!
Posted by: nursecindy | October 28, 2013 at 06:37 PM
Padraig! Shame, shame, shame!
(Now go *smack* yourself...)
Posted by: PirateBoy | October 28, 2013 at 10:18 PM
The Geneva Convention was written to prevent outrages like this!
Posted by: Elmo | October 29, 2013 at 12:10 AM
Human rights be damned: http://entertainment.time.com/2013/10/29/these-five-songs-have-all-been-used-to-torture-people/
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | October 29, 2013 at 03:02 PM