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October 27, 2013


High school requires signed dance contract that bans twerking

(Thanks to Jon Harris)


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When I was in high school there was a lambada clause.

When Joan Rivers was in high school, there was a waltz clause.

“Our youth now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for their elders and love chatter in place of exercise; they no longer rise when elders enter the room; they contradict their parents, chatter before company; gobble up their food and tyrannize their teachers.”

-- Socrates

And yet, corrupting youth was one of the charges brought against him. Well, one youth,specifically.

They should change the name to "HO Dancing"

What's the world coming to? In my day we didn't have any of this suggestive dancing. When just went out and screwed in the backseat of the car.

To quote an old punchline: "Iguess that meanss a blwjob is out of the question?"

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