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October 26, 2013

TERRORISM UPDATE

A brace of ducks wandered into a CVS in Saratoga Springs recently.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

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Update;

They took all the quakers from the snack aisle and when asked who was going to pay for it stated "Put it on our Bill."

They were looking for pillows. One wanted soft cotton, but the other told him to "get down!"

I saw "A Brace of Ducks" play a Flock of Seagulls greatest hits tribute show. They played "I Ran" for 90 minutes straight.

Snork at Mikey! I'm pretty sure Stephen King lives around there, so that probably explains it.

Were the ducks casing the joint for the squirrels?

One filled a prescription and said, "Put it on my bill".

Stephen King lives in Maine, not New York.

A brace is a pair, but I suppose modern "journalists" don't have that kind of general knowledge.

they were suppposed to meet up with a couple geese for some sports.....

That's cute

Those are Bibbed Mallards, which are a domestic variety, not wild. Maybe their owner sent them to CVS for nail polish, shampoo, etc.

"What are you on?" asked the pharmacist.

"Quack"

Police interviewed a local dog, trying to find out how the ducks gained access to the store. He was quoted as saying "Roof!"

A duck walks into a drugstore and asks for some Chapstick. The cashier says, "Cash or check"? The duck says, "Just put it on my bill".

got any grapes?

Hey, nursecindy, I also loved Blast from the Past. You beat me to that joke.

At first, because I saw the Sarasota Springs dateline, I thought it was a typo.

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