TERRORISM UPDATE
School Shut Down and Kids Hospitalized After 6th Grade Boys Spray Too Much Axe
(Thanks to Ned Tugent)
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October 31, 2013
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Axe me no questions, I'll tell you no lies.
And I'll also stand upwind from y'all..
Posted by: PirateBoy | October 31, 2013 at 08:40 PM
Meh. Doesn't hold a candle to adolescent overuse of Brut in the good old days.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 31, 2013 at 09:38 PM
The EPA is still monitoring Right Guard sites.
Posted by: Clankie | October 31, 2013 at 09:58 PM
At least back in the '60s we had more than common odors to cover up.
Posted by: Steve | November 01, 2013 at 07:32 AM
Schools close, fear kid with axe!
Sorry. Good thing there isn't a body spray called 'Toast in the shape of a gun'.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | November 01, 2013 at 08:30 AM
Axe. To chop down our nasal (naval) capabilities.
I hope Homeland Security has lots of Febreeze...
and no one should board anything with (an) Axe.
Posted by: funny man | November 01, 2013 at 10:42 AM