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October 30, 2013

SOON WE WILL HAVE NO CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS LEFT

A judge last week ordered a man to spend three weekends in jail after he pleaded guilty to charges he ran naked around a westside Athens apartment complex while shaking his penis.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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Beware of Greeks baring gifts

"Excuse me. Is this the selfie thread?"

He had too many twinkies.

He chose...poorly.

Does our Constitution apply to Greece too?

What? Not that Athens?

oh, never mind

Won't three weekends in jail just encourage that type of behavior?

Wait. There's a law specifically against shaking your penis at someone? Oh, crap.

I thought that would just be caught up under "disturbing the piece".

Maybe they will send him to a penal colony.

A snork for Mikey.

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