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October 30, 2013

SOON WE WILL HAVE NO CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS LEFT

A judge last week ordered a man to spend three weekends in jail after he pleaded guilty to charges he ran naked around a westside Athens apartment complex while shaking his penis.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by on October 30, 2013 at 08:20 AM |

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Beware of Greeks baring gifts

Posted by: ligirl | October 30, 2013 at 08:28 AM

"Excuse me. Is this the selfie thread?"

Posted by: manual tomato | October 30, 2013 at 09:20 AM

He had too many twinkies.

Posted by: wiredog | October 30, 2013 at 09:27 AM

He chose...poorly.

Posted by: Steve | October 30, 2013 at 10:04 AM

Does our Constitution apply to Greece too?

What? Not that Athens?

oh, never mind

Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 30, 2013 at 10:39 AM

Won't three weekends in jail just encourage that type of behavior?

Posted by: @OzzieDollar | October 30, 2013 at 10:55 AM

Wait. There's a law specifically against shaking your penis at someone? Oh, crap.

Posted by: JD | October 30, 2013 at 11:06 AM

I thought that would just be caught up under "disturbing the piece".

Posted by: JD | October 30, 2013 at 11:07 AM

Maybe they will send him to a penal colony.

Posted by: MikeyVA | October 30, 2013 at 11:33 AM

A snork for Mikey.

Posted by: Omniskeptic | October 30, 2013 at 02:45 PM

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