WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME
Now You Can Rent a Backyard Chicken
(Thanks to Jon Harris)
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September 28, 2013
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And to think all these years I've been shooing chickens back to the farm across the road after they've escaped. I had a gold mine and didn't even know it.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 28, 2013 at 06:24 PM
psst, crossgirl, ya got your ears on? Apparently, folks is willin' to pay $50 a month for eggs, iffin ya first make them do the feedin' and waterin'. Ya know all them chickies we gots out back? Ya'll can enjoy their company December through April! Which, let's face it, are the more pleasant months to spend on your swing out there!
Posted by: CJRun | September 28, 2013 at 07:05 PM
“'Happy chickens make great eggs,' he says in a phone interview." I think he's ovary acting.
Posted by: Ralph | September 28, 2013 at 07:33 PM
Wasn't "an instruction manual on how to keep your chickens happy" the subtitle of one of Dave's books?
Posted by: NurseCindyFanClub | September 28, 2013 at 07:53 PM
In this world, being eaten by predators IS considered "natural causes."
Posted by: Ayn Rand | September 28, 2013 at 07:56 PM
Cool! You even get "...an instruction manual on how to keep your chickens happy."
Title: How To Pick Up Chicks
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 28, 2013 at 08:55 PM
My Rent-a-Hyena franchise never took off. I can't see why this would.
Posted by: Clankie | September 28, 2013 at 09:05 PM
My Rent-a-Cheetah business fared even worse. I couldn't keep the stock healthy enough to sell.
Cheetahs never prosper.
Posted by: PirateBoy | September 28, 2013 at 09:08 PM
Just needs a catchy name to go national.
Like U-Fowl, but not to be confused with YouFoul.
Posted by: NurseCindyFanClub | September 28, 2013 at 11:08 PM
NCFC: How about Dixie Chicken?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 29, 2013 at 07:43 AM
Clankie and Pirate: let's give it one more try. Join me in a kick starter thing for Rent a Bear?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | September 29, 2013 at 08:21 AM
Omni,
I think renting a bear is illegal.
Posted by: wiredog | September 29, 2013 at 10:39 AM
Darn countercultures.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | September 29, 2013 at 11:17 AM