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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
A "unique" (your-private-part-goes-here)-print?
THERE'S a study worth funding!!!
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | September 30, 2013 at 09:04 AM
Me thinks this will go the way of the Edsel.
Posted by: MikeyVA | September 30, 2013 at 09:24 AM
Yea, but the Edsel didn't have genital recognition software!
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | September 30, 2013 at 09:26 AM
Parts is parts.
Posted by: Ralph | September 30, 2013 at 09:42 AM
Don't try this in Sweden.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | September 30, 2013 at 10:17 AM
But does it have hard encryption? or is it just a software flaw?
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 30, 2013 at 10:31 AM
Years of technological progress and we're back to using floppies.
Posted by: Clankie | September 30, 2013 at 11:24 AM
Is anyone else humming "Barnacle Bill the Sailor"?
Posted by: Make It Rain | September 30, 2013 at 12:46 PM
Siri needs a much larger database!
Posted by: PirateBoy | September 30, 2013 at 03:01 PM